Grades don't define intelligence and age doesn't...
Boys on Tumblr: Dear Future Girlfriend, I'd treat you so good. I would buy you all the food you can eat and give you piggy back rides all over the place.
Boys at my school: I wanna eat that hoe's pussy and fuck her so good. Then I wanna smack her ass and ride her all day.
Boys on Tumblr: I think she's gorgeous.
Boys at my school: Damn bitch, you fine than a muh'fucker.
When your teachers extends a due date
My sleep cycle.
7AM: 5 PM: 3AM:
When I taste something sour
fuckyeaahfunniestposts: Expectation: Reality:
Home alone & I hear a noise
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andrewbreitel: If you say “I love you” “My everything” or something along those lines as soon as you start dating someone I probably will judge you.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
I think I'm just an angry person. →
theannoyingskwid: Drop my pen: someone acts like an idiot: Bitch pretends to be stupid: Someone tells me a story: Teacher gives pop quiz: Some bitch acting like she’s all that: and worst…Someone eats my food: MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
When someones spanks you
fuckyeaahfunniestposts: Your crush: Someone else:
Being artistic on a dusty car
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